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Three funny animal stories. - Catherine - 03-14-2016

There are always funny animal stories. These three are different and funny.

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I would love to walk the tortoise, but I am not sure I could lift him out of his stroller.
He looks pretty big.


RE: Three funny animal stories. - Tobi - 03-25-2016

Oh these are funny!

I drew a little cartoon once about a man who took his tortoise for a walk...
(I got rid of it from my 'pictures' in the end because no-one seemed to get it.)
Okay, I'll describe it. There is a woman going out to do her shopping, who meets a very old man with tattered clothes, long white hair and a long white beard, with a tortoise on a leash.
She says "Oh Mr Smith! I hardly recognised you! What has happened to you? You look like a ghost!!"
"I took my pet tortoise for a walk around the block..."  He replies.


RE: Three funny animal stories. - Catherine - 03-25-2016

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A Reptile Joke! 

I get it and I think it is very funny.
You should draw it again. Do we have a humor thread? We did in the old forum.