04-01-2016, 05:44 PM
It is cracking me up too.
Indianna: This is a fairly strange place, I wouldn't want to live there and some months I wouldn't want to visit.
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March I hope they at least let people shower during those months. Perhaps they can eat an orange while they do it or ride a camel.
Beech Grove: It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park. What about if you ride a giraffe while you eat the water mellon. Can you eat it then?
Elkhart: It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears. They have to have a law to prevent this? I think I would go to another barber, preferably in another state.
Fort Wayne: You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record "It's In the Book". I have never heard of this record, but then neither has anyone in Indiana.
In Indiana it is illegal to sell laughing gas with the intent to induce laughter. They want laughing gas that makes you cry? Maybe be they should stop calling it laughing gas. People are a little confused by that.
In South Bend, Indiana, it is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.I don't know how you can make a monkey do anything and I didn't think there were a lot of monkeys roaming around Indiana. Not enough to warrant a law anyhow.
No one may catch a fish with his bare hands. I would like to see someone try. How many people actually managed to catch a fish barehanded? Enough to warrant a law? People in Indiana are very fast if the can catch a fish like that.
Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights
Are they allowed to wear turn signals? What about break lights? Actually I have never seen any pedestrian anywhere wearing a tail light. I have never seen a tail light for a pedestrian.
The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415
This takes the prize! Pi is a constant and everywhere on the planet it is 3.1415..
Indiana declares that it is 4.0 and the rest of the planet will conform along with the physical world. I wonder if they can change the value of gravity and maybe make the day longer. Declare the day to be 25 hours long, I could use the extra hour.
Who thinks these laws up and why?
Indianna: This is a fairly strange place, I wouldn't want to live there and some months I wouldn't want to visit.
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March I hope they at least let people shower during those months. Perhaps they can eat an orange while they do it or ride a camel.
Beech Grove: It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park. What about if you ride a giraffe while you eat the water mellon. Can you eat it then?
Elkhart: It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears. They have to have a law to prevent this? I think I would go to another barber, preferably in another state.
Fort Wayne: You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record "It's In the Book". I have never heard of this record, but then neither has anyone in Indiana.
In Indiana it is illegal to sell laughing gas with the intent to induce laughter. They want laughing gas that makes you cry? Maybe be they should stop calling it laughing gas. People are a little confused by that.
In South Bend, Indiana, it is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.I don't know how you can make a monkey do anything and I didn't think there were a lot of monkeys roaming around Indiana. Not enough to warrant a law anyhow.
No one may catch a fish with his bare hands. I would like to see someone try. How many people actually managed to catch a fish barehanded? Enough to warrant a law? People in Indiana are very fast if the can catch a fish like that.
Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights
Are they allowed to wear turn signals? What about break lights? Actually I have never seen any pedestrian anywhere wearing a tail light. I have never seen a tail light for a pedestrian.
The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415
This takes the prize! Pi is a constant and everywhere on the planet it is 3.1415..
Indiana declares that it is 4.0 and the rest of the planet will conform along with the physical world. I wonder if they can change the value of gravity and maybe make the day longer. Declare the day to be 25 hours long, I could use the extra hour.
Who thinks these laws up and why?
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Catherine
