Haha! That is so funny Jason! 
But I question the "Border Collie" one!
That would be more likely to be:
"Gimme the light bulb! Gimme! Throw that light bulb!......okay you won't throw it??? I'll go get another one....right now! And another .....and another....and another....how many light bulbs did I collect there? Five hundred? Good job done! Pheeweeee!!"
(Poor human would have to clean up the five hundred rounded-up lightbulbs, pinned in a corner of the kitchen where they had no chance of escape.)
But I question the "Border Collie" one!
That would be more likely to be:
"Gimme the light bulb! Gimme! Throw that light bulb!......okay you won't throw it??? I'll go get another one....right now! And another .....and another....and another....how many light bulbs did I collect there? Five hundred? Good job done! Pheeweeee!!"
(Poor human would have to clean up the five hundred rounded-up lightbulbs, pinned in a corner of the kitchen where they had no chance of escape.)
