Funny pet names at Battersea dogs and cats home

[Catherine]

I wonder if pets have their own names for themselves. Would they want simple names like Jim and Bob. Maybe they would want very fancy names like Sir Fredrick Labradoodle or Miss Goldilocks Cockadoodle.

I wonder if our pets have names for us? If so, would we find them funny. Would we be really touched or would we be disappointed. Maybe we would be pleasantly surprised by what they call us. Now I am going to wonder about that.