The first tortoise of spring.

[Catherine]

This is just a funny story about living with a tortoise that wakes up every spring before it really is spring.
Life with pets is never dull.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...rtoise-has

The really funny thing is just how well everyone in the house knows each other. He knows what the tortoise is going to do. He knows it is awake too early and he knows it will get the cat's food.
I guess I know the same things about my guinea pig habits and what they are going to do. He just makes it sound funnier.