Some Crazy Laws! lol

[Catherine]

I want to know who would be left to collect the $500.00 if your neighbour sets off a nuke.


Delaware:
[*]In Delaware it is illegal to get married on a dare.
[*]In Delaware you may not sell dead people for money without a license.

Are they strange in Delaware or what?

D.C.     The U.S. government says it's a crime to give false weather reports.
I would say don't become a weatherman in D.C. you are heading for a life of crime.

Florida:  Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
            Florida law forbids rats to leave the ships docked in Tampa Bay.
            If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
            It is illegal to fish while driving across a bridge.
            In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.
            Does Florida have a problem with animals? Would an elephant tied to a parking meter stay put and would the parking meter still be there? How do they plan to keep the rats from leaving the ship?


Georgia: In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
             In Quitman, It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
They have a lot of giraffes in Georgia do they?  So do they ticket the chicken or the chicken's owner? If the chicken is out there crossing the road, how do you prove whose chicken it is? How do you prove who owns the giraffe?

I have to wonder who thinks these laws up. Seriously, do they have giraffes in Georgia? How many elephants were tied to parking meters in Florida? 


I would watch that cop show. It would be hilarious.