Oh these are funny!
I drew a little cartoon once about a man who took his tortoise for a walk...
(I got rid of it from my 'pictures' in the end because no-one seemed to get it.)
Okay, I'll describe it. There is a woman going out to do her shopping, who meets a very old man with tattered clothes, long white hair and a long white beard, with a tortoise on a leash.
She says "Oh Mr Smith! I hardly recognised you! What has happened to you? You look like a ghost!!"
"I took my pet tortoise for a walk around the block..." He replies.
I drew a little cartoon once about a man who took his tortoise for a walk...
(I got rid of it from my 'pictures' in the end because no-one seemed to get it.)
Okay, I'll describe it. There is a woman going out to do her shopping, who meets a very old man with tattered clothes, long white hair and a long white beard, with a tortoise on a leash.
She says "Oh Mr Smith! I hardly recognised you! What has happened to you? You look like a ghost!!"
"I took my pet tortoise for a walk around the block..." He replies.
